Sunday, 7 November 2010

The Last Orders


Ever found yourself wondering what would happen if some of the greatest figures in Victorian literature were to find themselves in a tavern on a bitter Winter's night?

Well, a group of drama students studying at Exeter University did just that and, through the course of an evening and, I assume, a couple of rounds of student-priced pints, they formed a theatre company; Stupidity Street was born.

Then, on Halloween, the company brought a host of unlikely and undesirable characters into Exeter’s Bike Shed Theatre in a promenade performance that set a standard which others may find it hard to live up to.

In The Last Orders the audience, seated haphazardly around the room on sofas and barstools, become part of scenery. Betsy [Sally Naylor] and Nancy [Eloise Tong] begin to serve drinks and pies, thoughtfully provided by Mrs Lovett [Mel Barrett], who is next to appear on the scene, along with a dangerously drunk Mister Sweeney Todd [Nick Limm].
Enter next a flustered and cautious looking Doctor Jekyll [Nick Smith] who positions himself in a dark corner, making sure Betsy is always in view. As he talks concernedly to her about whether his acquaintance, a Mister Hyde, has been around lately, a fop enters, introduces himself as Dorian Gray [Harry Boyd] and proceeds to flirt shamelessly with the barmaids and make eyes at male members of the audience.
The last of the assumed-villains to enter is a foreigner, a Swiss man by the name of Frankenstein [Abbi Davey], who requests a room for the night, whilst always looking over his shoulder, trying to steer clear of the others in the room and keep to himself.
The scene falls silent as a slim, stern-looking man enters the bar and, with all eyes on him, asks confidently for nothing but water. This man is the great, and until recently deceased, Sherlock Holmes [Emily Holyoake].
Throughout the course of the night, four characters are apparently murdered, and it is up to those who remain standing to figure out who is responsible.

Although, at first, it may seem like an easy thing to take a character that has been read about for a hundred years and bring them to life, there have been enough awful adaptations to prove that it is nothing of the sort. Some of these characters appear very one-dimensional in their own books and the effort that went into this production becomes apparent as the characters begin to interact with one another.
Lovett shocked the audience as her sweet sing-songy voice turned to malice as she forced a blade up to Dorian’s neck. Frankenstein, whose accent could have created an overly comical character had it been done badly, came across as cold and calculating in the face of death and entertained the audience with the dry wit of a man trying to escape detection. Dorian’s arrogant facade quickly broke down to reveal the layers of fear and guilt behind the vulnerable and insecure little boy. Jekyll appealed most to the audience’s sympathies as he earnestly tried to protect Betsy from the company around her, however, this warped towards the end as Hyde reared his head and created a bipolar opposite to the unassuming man that had been present before.
As an avid Sherlock Holmes fan, I wasn't sure how I'd react to the role being played by a female actor, however, the posture and movement of the character was entirely convincing and, at moments of low light, the silhouette was that of the great detective exactly.
Todd stole the show, staying slumped in a chair unless at the bar, requesting another drink, and succeeded in making every member of the audience feel threatened, delivering his lines with a voice like gravel and occasionally giving the most sinister smile I’ve ever seen.
Blending descriptions from their character’s books with their own quirks and traits, each actor successfully managed to create depth and mystery in the well-known figures they were playing.
Although science students may have cringed a little when the characters tested a solution for cyanide by adding it to water and waiting for it to turn yellow, the whole audience, without exception, were held captive by the well-acted piece that clung onto its enigmas until the very end.

Rumour has it that, after such an outstanding opening night, The Last Orders may be reviving itself in a new Exeter venue or two.
Missing it once was a crime, to miss it again would be a sin.

Thursday, 28 October 2010

We Won't Let This Star Go Out



Esther Earl, who's name means 'Star', was a fantastic sixteen year old girl who died in August after battling cancer.

I was lucky enough to have had contact with her, but cannot pretend to have been particulalry close.
The 'This Star Won't Go Out Foundation' was founded by Esther's close friends and family shortly after her death to benefit the parents of children suffering with cancer as, particularly in America, it can be an incredibly expensive illness as well as an emotionally draining battle.

Esther was a regular blogger and active member of Youtube and made her way into the community of 'Nerdfighters' [people who follow the vlogs of John and Hank Green] and was well liked within this community.
DFTBA records, collaboratively set-up by Hank Green and Alan Lastufka, are offering these bracelets:
CLICK HERE
As a way of remembering Esther and contributing the Foundation set up by those she has sadly left behind.

Anyway, sorry, will be back to posting insane, inane ramblings in the near future, I just had to do my bit to get this out there :)

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

One of Those Days...


Had a very, very long day. Wrote this on the bus.
It's for the boy who had an even longer day today than I did.

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TOGETHER IN THIS

The brave facade of a hearty laugh

And snaking arms seek comfort
Ripple the bedrock of mere days
As the corners leak and the paint,
Decaying around us, flakes and peels
And flutters down to the once-rotless carpet.

Only we two are holding
This little world of ours
Up, and together, and defended from those
Trying to break down the safety
Constructed in our
Two-man barricade.
Stare at the stars and reach out your hand.
Distance is inconsequential.
Our fingers will meet.

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Beige Soul




Got a bit sick of the stereotypical angsty teenagers I was sat on a train with and wrote this...

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Wanting to be someone famous
Whilst sitting on a train
Headed for the bustling metropolis
Hoping for the rain
To hit your face and then the pavement
As you walk with anonymity,
One underweight epitome
Of the Indie scene cliché.
With your bangs in your eyes
And your lips painted red,
Under your arm is a book
Of classical poets, all dead.
Falling in love on the hour
Just to keep from being bored,
And, still, for all your cleverness,
'Pathetic' is the word
To describe the shallow scratches left
By pangs of pains that don't have names
A calculated charming coldness
Is your only claim to fame.
The drink in your system
And the drugs that you take
Are just painting the picture
You're dying to make.
Waiting to find something
That's enough to inspire
You to take the first step
And set the whole world on fire
But that would take a talent
That you're sadly lacking
So you take another round trip
And forget about packing
Anything but a notebook
And an eyeliner pencil,
Using all negative media
As a kind of a stencil
To feel alive but unknown
Whilst trying to find
The courage that's needed
To leave it all behind
Whether you jump on or in front
Of that bus you can see
You'll only be mourned
For the things you won't be.


Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Coming Out...


"Thespians do it on stage."

I finished my drama A level last year, before that I did it as a GCSE and ran a small AmDram group with fellow students, I also used to be involved with the New Youth Theatre, a production company with whom I did two large musicals and two dramas. I have loved every second of the past five years where All-Things-Theatrey are concerned.

I am now doing a third year at college but, even though I've been seeing plays non-stop, and even though I've been writing and reading as much as possible, and even though I'm excited about the prospects of studying drama in an insane amount of depth for three whole years at university next year, I am feeling the loss of, what was, a tremendous presence in my life.

I went to my first session of the college's own AD Society today.
Even though I feel drama is a massive part of me, I'm pretty socially awkward a lot of the time, often enveloping myself into a character is a good way of dealing with this problem, so a Youth Theatre is both exciting and a little scary.
I loved it. This freedom to direct and act and bounce ideas against people that can then run with or improve those ideas without worrying about the constraints that exams place on theatre, as a drama exam is, essentially, about knowing which hoops to jump through...and they tend to be on fire.
It was an amazing amount of fun, and even though I'd turned up feeling nervous, I couldn't believe how quickly those two hours disappeared.

A particular highlight for me was when someone found a small bottle and asked what it was.
I muttered "You do know what you're drinking is meant for eye surgery?" and assumed no one would get the reference, but was immediately told to "wear a jacket", which was immensely fun!

Absence supposedly makes the heart grow fonder.
What I've found this summer is that it rips me to pieces.
I think it's fair to say that nothing makes me happier and, even though there is the worry that I'll get out of uni with a BA in drama and no hope of a career, I really can't imagine doing anything else with my life.

Monday, 6 September 2010

Rainy Day...

First day back at college had me stepping on the bus thinking just one thought; Why am I doing a third year?

My only answer is that it seemed like a really good idea at the time. You know, jobs are hard to get, so why not spend another year in free education? Also, I wanted to apply to universities with the best grades I feel I can achieve...but, after a rocky first year, I kind of achieved all that I wanted to in my second year...which left me feeling a little lost today.

On top of that, rather than knuckling down and getting into the gritty bits of the courses I've chosen, the teachers decided to ease us in by getting us familiar with the other people in the class.
No offence to them, I'm sure they're lovely, but I'm sticking around for one year and then hauling out, so, to be frank, I couldn't care less what you're favourite colour is or whether you went to a festival over summer.




Had the afternoon free, which cheered me up and made me realise that, even though I feel I'm lagging a year behind my self, I have a very lovely group of people who have decided to lag with me. Some very old faces and a few new ones.

It ill be these people that get me through this year. Hopefully. Them, and a determination that I will not waste a year. I will make this year count for something, I will test myself more than ever before and, hopefully, with a bit of courage and a lot of luck, I will come out on top, feeling as if it ere all worth it after all.
That, at least, is the plan at any rate.

Sunday, 5 September 2010

The West End's Equivalent of a Blockbuster...



I saw Arthur Miller's All My Sons yesterday having heard nothing but fantastic reviews about it.
I studied The Crucible all the way back in year eleven and subsequently had all of my interest in the play or the playwright driven out of me by a combination of over-analysis and a very bad film version that we were forced to watch, so I walked into the theatre with a slightly heightened sense of scepticism.

David Suchet
and Zoe Wanamaker take the lead roles but one of my favourite actors, Stephen Campbell Moore, was also on the billing and was one of the main reasons I decided to escape to London for a day to see it.


Any apprehensions I had were immediately banished when I saw the set, a beautiful set of garden furniture speckled with the overhead gobos to give a perfectly realistic 1930's-America-at-dusk feel.

I could talk about the clever stage dynamics or the perfect costumes or the thoughtful lighting, but I simply don't have time to write about all of those things and would prefer to focus on the acting, which was, possibly, the best I've seen on stage.


Most people know David Suchet as the eccentric Belgian detective, Poirot, so hearing his spot-on American accent was very nearly surreal.
All of the accents, in fact, were done to a t. I can imagine that even one bad American accent would have ruined the entire play but the actors had obviously done a hell of a lot of prep for this production.


Now, I've mentioned the one of the reasons I went to see this play was because Stephen Campbell Moore was in it. The last production he did on stage, and later in film, was Alan Bennett's The History Boys. I read an interview in which he said he'd been offered scripts since then but none of them compared with that, so he couldn't allow himself to take them. However, when offered the part of Chris, he couldn't turn it down.

So, having come to see the very well-spoken, timid-looking British actor play a challenging role I was pretty upset to see, what I thought was, the understudy in his place. A man carrying off a bold, deep American accent and giving an experienced soldier's view of the world and the war and the distance between those two things made him an interesting character and I was prepared to sing his praises, despite him not being the actor I'd come to see when, upon looking closer, I realised it actually was Moore.

This character, so far from the actor's usual roles, completely blew me away. There was something energitic about seeing a man, typcast as a bit of a wet-blanket, playing a hardened soldier, falling in love and trying to keep his insane family from burning itself out.


I shan't spoil it all for those who haven't seen it, but I will say that, very close to the end, there is a gunshot heard from inside the house.
I cannot possibly have been the only person in the audience who was half-expecting this seemingly-inevitable crack to rip through the troubled but determined atmosphere that had fallen over the play's climax, but the entire audience, myself included, almost hit the ceiling at the sound.

Silence is something which can be used, in films and theatre, in a million ways to create a million feelings and, I think, it is my favourite sound in live theatre, but I've never known a silence like that.
I've seen actors stand still, and silences fall onstage, and characters struggling to catch their breathe again but I have never known an audience, not just to be quiet, but to be silent. No one moved, or crossed or uncrossed their legs, or adjusted their atire, or lifted their hand to brush away a tear. It was a moment frozen in time and it was the most spectacular feeling I think I've ever known.


If I was asked one day, to chose a point in my life that I would like to go back to and re-live, it would be that moment of silence. The moment that was only a few seconds but, as cliched as it sounds, honestly did appear to stretch on into minutes or more.


When I was in London for a week, earlier this month, I saw five plays and a live music gig. They were all great, they were all worth seeing, but I haven't been able to write about them because they were very good productions which flowed and moved from point to point, which isn't at all a criticism, but All My Sons was different.

All My Sons
seemed to be made up of moments, not from a production point of view, the production was fluid and every transition was seamless, but for the audience, as I can't think this is only my feeling of the play, the show was made up of memorable moments, burst of pure emotion and heart-fluttering seconds of a play which I cannot recommend enough.